Ted Cruz, the junior Republican senator from the state of Texas got a tongue lashing from Dr. Damages for bashing Nigerian yahoo yahoo boys. Damages shows what the 419 boys have in common with the Tea Party nuts in America. Dr. Damages laments on how the Saudis ruined Nigeria's celebration for being voted a member of the UN Security Council; making Reuben Abati to scratch it off Jonathan's achievement list. The good doctor reveals the Top Ten Reasons Why President Jonathan has not fired the Aviation Minister Stella Oduah. Dr. Damages discloses the names of three women that people of Anambra State sent to President Jonathan as Stella Oduah's replacement. As ASUU strike continues, Dr. Damages, himself, investigates the theory that the strike has increased prostitution in Nigeria. When it comes to this kind of investigation, he doesn't send his crackreporters. He goes himself. What a knuckle-head of a doctor he is.
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