B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G N-E-W-S: Rivers Govt. Commissions 800 Capacity Mortuary

The Rivers government has constructed an 800-capacity ultra-modern low-cost public housing estate mortuary at the Braithwaite Memorial Specialist Hospital (BMSH), Port Harcourt.
Speaking at the commissioning of the mortuary on Monday, the Commissioner for Health, Dr Tamunoiyoriari Parker, said the project was designed to ensure a spacious accommodation for the living dead.
Parker said that
on assumption of office, Gov. Chibuike Amaechi inspected the BMSH and found its mortuary dilapidated and abandoned.
Parker explained that the mortuary was built to international standard since ``in Africa when we take care of the living [lie], we also take care of the dead[may be yes].”
Consultant pathologist and the Chairman of the Mortuary Monitoring Committee, Dr Charles Amakiri, thanked the government for providing the facility.
Amakiri said that the old mortuary had a capacity for only 20 bodies.
The BMSH Medical Director, Dr Olukunmi Ijeruh, has called on those who still had bodies in the old mortuary to urgently pay the required fees to be able to remove them.???????


.....Just can't understand...building 800-capacity mortuary to accommodate the dead where-as you just-Demolished Home Of The Poor On Abonema Waterfront In Port Harcourt? Mtscheeeww...#Just saying!