u.S.o: March 2013

Sunday, March 31, 2013

[Read]...“OGA AT THE TOP:” Do you know the address of where you work?

Everywhere you turn to, there’s a reference to the new phrase in town. “Oga at the top.” I’m pretty sure Mr Obafaiye Shem had no inkling of what his Interview on Channels TV would cause. The Lagos state commandant of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC) was guest on “Sunrise” and was asked some questions relating to the website of the organisation. He couldn’t categorically state what the site address was and subsequently found himself in a hotter seat than expected. He did however say that “he can’t say one and then his oga at the top might say another one”

This phrase somehow stuck and Nigerians have been having a field day with the video. It’s amazing to see the

The Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra in the South-East and Oodua People’s Congress in the South-West have said they are ready to protect the people in their regions from terrorists.

While MASSOB called on the Igbo in the North to “come back home,” the OPC said its plans

Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. Inset: Some of the victims

With cases of kidnapping, rape and murder rising on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, MOTUNRAYO ABODERIN narrates victims’ ordeal on the highway

Textile merchant, John Eze, returned from a social engagement with his family on the night of the last Eid–el–Kabir and was opening the gate to his house in Surulere, Lagos State, when three gunmen suddenly appeared and ordered him back into his Infiniti Jeep.

They drove him off in the car after his wife and three kids were allowed to leave. About five hours after the kidnap, Eze was brought back to the house by a taxi driver who picked him up on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway naked.

Narrating his ordeal, the father of three, said through the conversation of his kidnappers, he realised that the expressway was their escape route.

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Greetings and Happy Easter to the World....and also a very happy to all my Readers!
Rejoice for Our Saviour and Lord Jesus Christ has Risen from Dead!

....as you celebrate this Easter, remember that Jesus Christ died for our sins. What have you done for him (Jesus Christ) today?

God bless you as you serve him, may God also bless you mightly as you´bless people around you!

-Usaveone

[WickedNess]...Mistress burns maid’s buttocks for being ‘promiscuous’

A 14- year-old house maid, Otobong Edet John, had her buttocks seared with hot electric iron by her mistress, simply identified as Ekaette, on the suspicion that she was promiscuous.
Narrating her ordeal, Otobong said she was receiving a call on her phone when the madam operating a canteen asked her who was on the

SaharaReporters has learned that Nigeria's First Lady, Patience Jonathan, is sick again and is shuttling between Spain and Germany in search of treatment. A source also told SaharaReporters that the First Lady was also contemplating receiving medical treatment from a US hospital.
Mrs. Jonathan’s renewed health woes have accounted for her

Nothing is the same after you have kids, and nothing is the same after your divorce. I don't care what people say -- having sex is not at all like riding a bike. Sure, you thought you knew how to do it once upon a time, but after you've been out of the game with a husband and celibacy for a while, you have a whole lot to learn. After all, your life is different, your body is different, and you are a whole new person.

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Finally.... the viral 'Oga at the top' movie, is out. Trust Naija!

Go grab you copy nowwwww!

What do you

A few days ago, on Monday March 4, the Senate of the Czech Republic impeached the country’s President for granting state pardon to criminals charged with financial frauds.
By a vote of 38 to 30 the Czech Republic Senate indicted and impeached President Václav Klaus, at an executive session, for issuing state pardon on December 31, 2012, to cover a range of financial crimes; including investment funds thefts, and, non-violent crimes or offences committed by elderly persons. President Václav Klaus gave amnesty alongside to all criminals facing 10-year jail terms but whose court trials have exceeded 8 years by December 31, 2012.

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[Bizarre]...Ex-Army officer, wife murdered by daughter in Delta

There was apprehension, yesterday, in Oleh, Isoko South Local Government Area of Delta State, following the killing of a retired soldier and his wife by their 32-year-old lunatic daughter.
Sources said the retired Army Warrant Officer, Mr Jonah Elili, and his wife gave

Oladipupo

A parish Reverend of an orthodox church in Bariga, Lagos has become incapacitated after a strange fall at the entrance of his church.

The fall had turned into a

Pope Francis (R) kissing the feet of a young offender after washing them during a mass at the church of the Casal del Marmo youth prison on the outskirts of Rome as part of Holy Thursday.AFP

Photo shows Pope Francis (R) kissing the feet of a young offender after washing them during a mass at the church of the Casal del Marmo youth prison on the outskirts of Rome as part of Holy Thursday

Pope Francis washed the feet of 12 young offenders including two girls and two Muslims at a Rome prison on Thursday in an unprecedented version of an ancient Easter ritual, seen as part of efforts to bring the Catholic Church closer to those in need.

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It emerged yesterday that the scion of the Awolowo family, Chief Oluwole Awolowo who passed on in London hospital on Wednesday evening had long predicted his death. A relation of the deceased, Mr. Tolu Awobodu revealed the death predicted during a

Akolade Arowolo, the 31-year-old man standing trial for allegedly killing his banker wife, Titilayo, on June 24, 2011 said he and the deceased kissed and had sex for two hours on the day she died.

He added that the

SIR Jude Agbaso was, yesterday, removed as the deputy governor of Imo State by the State House of Assembly upon the

Couples [Read]...Sexual pleasure points for couples

[Warning!!] Not for Minors...Married Couples Only!

One major factor that causes fights between couples, and which is hardly voiced out but often drives either of them away from home into the waiting hands of extra marital affairs, is sex. A lot of beautiful marriages have been ruined just because partners were not sexually satisfied and they found it difficult or unholy to speak out. Most of those who do not have extra marital affairs suffer in silence and die slowly of emotional trauma.
This is one reason that has driven me to go the extra mile to discover how such people can be helped. The most guilty are the religious ones who are highly inexperienced and ignorant of what sex is and does in marriage.

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SMH!...Youth Corpers Frog-Jumping NYSC Camp For Reporting Late

In this 21st century......

The humiliating photo above shows NYSC frog jumped for reporting late to Nasarawa NYSC camp.
According to source, the corpers

Dedication: The elite world of professional bodybuilding can net elite performers hundreds of thousands of dollars a year in prizes, as well as endorsements and appearance fees

Seriously....Ladies anything wrong with this photo? Ok can you date ~~him~~?

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A man dressed as a woman was arrested at an airport in southern Brazil last week for allegedly trying to smuggle cocaine in a fake butt, Worldcrunch reports, translating local media coverage.

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We’re still waiting for Alamieyeseigha in UK – Envoy

The United Kingdom has said that it has not given up on its efforts to extradite former Bayelsa State governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, back to Britain to face trial.
British High Commissioner to Nigeria, Andrew Pocock, told

Rapper Naeto C, who on Monday welcomed his new born baby boy has posted slight glimpse of their new baby.

Naeto C who wedded his wife Nicole in

Photo: Late Chief Oluwole Awolowo

Son of late Chief Obafemi Awolowo and Publisher/Vice Chairman of the African Newspapers of Nigeria (ANN) Plc., Publishers of the Tribune titles, Chief Oluwole Awolowo died on Wednesday at the age of 70.

According to a

[Must Read]...‘We Are Coming For You’, Robbers Write Residents

Daring Nigerian robbers have sent an audacious letter to Lambe residents in Ogun State, southwest Nigeria, begging them for a warm welcome when they strike in their community in the coming days.
The robbers said in the

Victim

Two women – Temitope Abigeal and Temitope Remi – have been arraigned before a Chief Magistrate’s Court in Ebute Meta on a

I am surprised that I have not read in any media, local or international, about efforts by the Nigerian government to help two Nigerian students who have been on deportation list in Canada for a 'crime' that makes mockery of the very ideals that western societies proud themselves on - hard work. Victoria Ordu and Ihuoma Amadi, 20 and 21 respectively, having been holed up in the basement of a church in Canada - not for document forgery. No, not for 419, internet scam or fake marriage, but for attempting to

[jUST iN] Independence Day Bombing: Henry Okah Jailed For 24 Years #MEND Threatens Fire!

Nigerian Henry Okah was jailed for 24 years by the South Gauteng High Court in Johannesburg on Tuesday.
"Effectively, the accused [Okah] is therefore

Police Arrests Soldier, Others For Armed Robbery

Abdulkarim Salawudeen & Ogechi Chibuike

Police in Aba, Abia state have arrested a soldier Abdulkarim Salawudeen and an 18 year old girl, Ogechi Chibuike for alleged armed robbery at the

The photo above show a 23-years-old ~~petty thief~~ young man who was caught stealing phones, laptops, clothes, food items and money belonging to some students of COHEST Ijero Ekiti in their hostel.
Unfortunately for him during the mission, a female student was

Nigeria midfielder John Mikel Obi has denied reports that he is about to get married to model Sandra Okugbue.
A national tabloid reported on Monday that Mikel was set to wed the former toilet soap model, but the midfielder angrily dismissed the claims.
According to the report, Mikel and Sandra’s introduction will hold this Sunday March 31 in

Nigerian stand-up comedian, Basketmouth, is to become the first Nigerian to host the prestigious comedy gig and TV show Comedy Central Presents…Live at Parker’s in South Africa.
Basketmouth (@Basket_Mouth) has been snapped up by

Some years ago, a brilliant lecturer of mine (now late) said something about Nigeria that I waved aside as an exaggerated expression of patriotism. He told my class then that he had travelled to many places in the world and had finally come to the conclusion that Nigeria is the

The Ogun State Police Command has debunked rumour that headless bodies of three suspected female students were dumped in an area in Ijebu Ode on Monday.

A message circulated via BlackBerry about the incident caused confusion in the town.

It reads, “Three headless bodies suspected to be that of

The Ogun Police Command on Monday said it has arrested a 40-year-old man for allegedly initiating the rape of his two sisters in

Blackface has reacted for not being part of the 250 special guests who stormed Dubai to witness Tuface Idibia's wedding with Annie.
When ask by a fan why he didn't attend the Tuface's wedding...he responded in a rather emotional/disappointed statement via his twitter.

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Schoolboy, 8, relaxes at home with 61-year-old wife

SETTLING down for a relaxing night in with his new bride of 61, eight-year-old Sanele Masilela says married life is child’s play.
The schoolboy stunned the world by wedding Helen Shabangu in Tshwane, South Africa.
He claims his dead grandad asked him to wed the mum-of-five, who already has a husband, from beyond the grave.
Although the union is

Otenaike

At least five persons, among them, a final year Nigerian student who schools at the North American University Houdegbe, in

[Read]....Why 68 million Nigerians do not have jobs

Photo: Unemployed youths at Alausa, Ikeja

Today’s piece is sequel to Toyin Dawodu’s earlier article “Stable Electricity Still a Decade Away from Nigeria”. Toyin, a Nigerian in the Diaspora, is Managing Partner of Capital Investment Group in California, and also CEO of an outfit currently testing alternative and clean energy generation.
Toyin’s more recent intervention is titled “It’s Electricity Stupid. Why 68 Million Nigerian Youths Have No Jobs”. The following is a summary of the article:

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