Valentines Day ended in tragedy for a Portland teenager after he apparently masturbated a world record, jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack.
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Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely” on Valentines Day.
Jerome’s Mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse in his room. Jerome’s mother said “1 hour passed since I had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, I knew something was wrong when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid” she finished as she began to cry.
Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Carpenter called them. Investigators are still investigating the case for more information, Jerome’s funeral will take place sometime next week.
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