Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Nigeria: Why Jonathan Didn’t Say Amen To Anti-corruption Prayer - Abati


....this story is suppose to be a satire

There was a time that Reuben Abati meant the epitome of truth to me – as far as who and who is concerned in the Nigerian media circle. He was once someone who could call a spade a spade and say it very confidently.

Spokesperson to President Jonathan Ebele Goodluck, Mr Reuben Abati, has responded to accusations that Jonathan and members of his cabal refused to say amen to at this weekend’s democracy day Church Service when the preacher offered a prayerful curse against corruption amongst public officials.
Speaking to reporters, Mr Abati revealed aspects of protocol that are not widely known outside
Government circles, and which would explain why Mr President and ministers didn’t say Amen to the prayer by Most Reverend Peter Akinola, committing corrupt politicians to the court of God.
According to him, it is a long standing presidential protocol that during Church or Mosque services, the President only offers a fixed number of “Amen” or “Amin”, as the case may be.
The Reverend had offered many prayers and demanded many “Amens” prior to the contentious one, Abati explained, the result of which was that the day’s quota of “Amens” had been used up.
“Why?” asked the spokesperson, “would President not say amen to a prayer against corruption?”
He advised preachers, pastors, Imams etc, to familiarise themselves with government protocol and to also limit the length of their prayers and sermons.
“It is the same people accusing the President of not saying amen to anti-corruption prayer that would be accusing him of favouritism if he had broken with protocol and said more “Amens” than is allowed by constitution,” Abati said.

--Jowo Mabinu

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2 comments:

  1. I so hate this Rob-pen Akpati! Uuurrghhhhh!

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  2. Reuben abati is a hungry clown. pure disgrace to journalist.

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